I'd like to introduce you to The Stunt Appendage. Its jobs are pretty clear: preventing Second Sock Syndrome by modeling the current Single Sock; stand-in for try ons when my feet are comfortably encased in sock/quilt/cat or combination thereof; and displaying lace patterns well enough that I can decide whether or not they work, without requiring awe inspiring contortions on my part. Big sentence, eh?The spouse was a bit dismayed when I told him my Stunt Appendage had arrived via E-Bay, but was okay once they met.
In other news, the new meds are making me wonky, and I'm down to one sleeve and countless button bars, cuffs, collars, etc on the lace cardigan. Plus, I've started another lace shawl.
Nuts, that's me.
Oh, and I really (really really really) need to vacuum.
5 comments:
Stunt Appendage!
Bwahahahahaaa! I love it!!
I love the appendage. Makes complete sense to me! Ouch! Quick injection of a daydream making sock wearing foot stumps tap dance.
Ok, this is driving me nuts. How does the Stunt Appendage stand up on its own, without wrecking the Model Sock?
now you really have two left feet?! Love it!
I LOVE your stunt appendage! I have one too, but mine's a hand!
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